"Shizzy, So Natural, Or So They Claim!"
In a dramatic turn of events that could probably only make sense in the absurd realm of the 21st century, apparently, there's been a widespread rumor online that "Shizzy," is a 'natural phenomenon.' One can only imagine the scene: with just a few strokes on their keyboards, thousands of digital users are discussing this hot debate with heated fervor as if it were a matter of global importance like climate change or world peace.
The story so far? Well, let's just say it's so ridiculously complicated that it could only be translated as comedy. It goes a little something like this:
Once upon a cyberspace time, there's this 'Shizzy'! This mysterious concept, person, place, or heck, for all we know, an alien! No one even knows what it is for sure. However, it's allegedly 'natural,' according to these digital wordsmiths. Isn't it hilarious? When did we start arguing about the naturalness of something we can't even define?
The digital arena is aflame with conjecture and debate, each individual more confident than the previous one about their unshakeable understanding of this 'Shizzy' thing.
It’s almost like seeing a crowd of people fighting tooth and nail over the color of a dress on the internet – Oh wait, that did happen, didn’t it?
What does this ‘Shizzy’ look like?
The third-graders’ debate club would possibly do a better job arguing about the color of the sky. But here we are, adults in the digital era, discussing the inherent "naturalness" of a completely undefined entity.
Before you hit Google or ask Alexa if 'Shizzy' is natural, remember that these cyberspace conundrums are better left untouched, my dear friends.